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Mar 28, 2026 · original
V’s been really into Frozen in recent months, and wants to be Elsa and shoot her ice powers everywhere all the time. I was at an open house in her classroom last week and one of the kids told his mom, “That’s V. She puts ice on us.” - https://diapers.coffee/2026/02/25/222300/
Feb 25, 2026 · original
Between being married to a teacher and being the parent of a 4- and a 1-year-old, sometimes I think I am forever doomed to be picking up writing and coloring implements, like Sisyphus cursed to an eternity working a minimum-wage job at OfficeMax. - https://diapers.coffee/2026/02/07/123900/
Feb 7, 2026 · original
V: “We have 20 o’clock until the dinosaur egg hatches!” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/12/07/144500/
Dec 7, 2025 · original
V: “The oceans are going away. The bad guys are taking them.” M: “Oh no. What are we going to do?” V: “When P grows up and becomes a dad, he’s gonna eat the bad guys.” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/11/17/174800/
Nov 17, 2025 · original
V: “It smells like a cup of coffee growing on a vine out here.” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/10/06/220800/
Oct 6, 2025 · original
V: “I’m not a tough cookie; I’m a tough four-year-old!” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/08/29/201800/
Aug 29, 2025 · original
When I posted this photo from several years back to Glass today, V saw it and asked, “Is that Moana 2?” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/08/12/114400/
Aug 12, 2025 · original - https://diapers.coffee/2025/07/27/212600/
Jul 27, 2025 · original
Every night: V: “I want ‘Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens’, and then ‘Goat Herd’, and then ‘Sound of Music’ where the naaanny sings, and then Moana 2 music.” S: “OK. Hey Siri, play V’s playlist.” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/07/03/160800/
Jul 3, 2025 · original
In a rickshaw with traffic zipping and horns blaring all around us V: “Why is India so loud?” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/06/28/170100/
Jun 28, 2025 · original
S: “V, did you just squish your brother again?” V: “No, I just used him as a step stool” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/06/19/122000/
Jun 19, 2025 · original
V, after running into the back of my foot: “Ow! You hurt my bike wheel!” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/04/29/213100/
Apr 29, 2025 · original
V: “I was getting sweaty.” S: “You were getting sweaty?” M: “From what?” V: “From the moon.” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/04/13/140100/
Apr 13, 2025 · original
“I call him little tiny cute monster ’cause he steals remotes.” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/04/13/095700/
Apr 13, 2025 · original
V: “This bike has safety measures!” M: “What safety measures are on your bike?” V: pointing to the brake line “The safety measures are inside this cord.” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/04/12/173400/
Apr 12, 2025 · original
(Discussing chocolate coins from the scavenger hunt at her brother’s birthday party.) “Our treasure was coins. I ate all my coins. I was greedy for my coin treasures.” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/03/09/132600/
Mar 9, 2025 · original
(After tripping and putting her hand in some very green bird poop) V: “I landed in some bird broccoli.” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/01/04/210600/
Jan 4, 2025 · original
I renamed the Roomba recently because V has been on a Moana kick and it seemed appropriate. It has made the notifications entertaining. - https://diapers.coffee/2025/01/03/190000/
Jan 3, 2025 · original
V: “I’m a wayfinder!” M: “Is your bike kind of like your boat?” V: “No. Boats don’t have wheels. Bikes have wheels. So bikes are not like boats.” - https://diapers.coffee/2025/01/02/172600/
Jan 2, 2025 · original
M: “So when are you going to be hungry?” V: “I’m gonna be hungry in, like, 7 minutes.”
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